Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy

Ok, so I hate to keep beating a dead horse about the "how people find my blog" thing, but I just saw this one:

"- girl gets dog poop smeared in hair"

I don't even know how to feel about this. I'm horrified, intrigued, and confused all at the same time.

I just hope to never meet the person who searches for that phrase. I don't know what they wanted to find, but I'm more afraid that they found it on my little blog.

I'm going to go shower now.